Harry's New Year's Resolutions
It's that time of year where everyone makes unnecessary demands on themselves, (most don't make it past Febrary 1st). Okay, this year I've decided to make some changes of my own. I've listed them below.I will cut down the number of trips to the Magic Cupboard (where my treats can be found).
I will stop laying around like an old slug all the time.
I will quit expecting everybody to do my bidding.
I will quit procrastinating.
When do I have to change? Now? I can't. I'm too busy laying around the fireplace, demanding my guardian do what I want, like getting me treats from the Magic Cupboard.
Oh, heck. Who needs to change? I'm purrfect as I am.